The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... onto a plane.

This house is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the room. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the room. No one must be asked by me to leave the room. No, no one must ask the room to leave. I ... I ... ask the room shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the room somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the room? Everyone must leave the room... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?

Far Away From All The Violins

29 Jul 2007 12:14 pm

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Charlie, 29 Jul 2007 09:44 pm Violins against women: Australia says no. There's a government announcement that few people here will get, but oh well. Sonichu, 17 Sep 2007 02:20 pm If you're stupid, read this. .ecneloiv ekil sdnuos sniloiV Oyer, 01 Oct 2007 01:28 pm Darn tootin' - don't you dare stop updating now, mister! Post A Comment